Storytime: Magic (Chapter 4)

They soon found an empty car and sat down. "Excuse me, can I join you?" asks a frizzy-haired girl.
"Sure!" they say.
"I'm Susan!" she says.
"I'm Maty and this is Loretta."
"Omigod! You are the boy with a million suitcases! It's such an honor to meet you!"
"Thank you!" says Maty, taking it as a compliment.
"So are you a freshman also?"
"Yeah I'm nervous to find out which house I'll be sorted into."
"House?"
"Yeah, which dormitory and stuff!"
"Oh... well what are the options?" They are then interrupted by a lady with a mustache who rolled a cart down the aisle... on that cart were a million different snacks and treats for them to eat.
"MMM!!! I'll take a chocolate frog, some Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, some Butter Beer... yes, thank you," says Loretta. She hands over 2 golden coins and collects her treats.
Matt takes a Bertie Bott's Bean, but after tasting, he promptly spits it out again, complaining that it was m&m flavored.
"What's wrong with m&m flavor?"
"It was red and brown m&m flavor."
"Oh." Everyone knows that those are the boring flavors of m&ms.
"So, back to houses... which ones can you be sorted into?" Loretta asks Susan.
"Well, there are four. They are BIRDS, FISH, LEGIT MERMAIDS, and POTATOES," she says.
"Ooo how exciting!" says Loretta.
"Why?"
"Because... I am a fish!"
"Phsss... you wish..." says Maty.

"Ummm hello... I'm looking for my pet... have you seen it?" says a short blonde boy.
"What is it?"
"'Well it's a bird...'"
"Ahhh!!!" Maty screams and hides.
"Hey you didn't let me finish!!! ... 'Well it's a bird...' is what i would say if it was a bird... but it's not, so I won't say that... because it's a frog..." says Eliot.