Herrow!

Herrow!
Herrow!
"Herrow!" as they say in Vermont. (At least, that's what Maty says... blame him if I'm giving you false information here...)
...
What?
Looser.
(He can't spell, either...)
At least I have good hair.
True.
So anyways... This is our website...
*cough* Blogsite *cough*
Phsss... same thing...
Well it's pretty spiffy, whatever it is.
So, my loving audience... do you have a friend that is... let's say... kinda weird?
No? Well, that's surprising... but you know what that means!
You ARE the weird friend!!!
Haha TM!
They won't get what "TM" is...
Well they need to learn the lingo!
Yeah, or they're gonna be pretty darn confused here...